Next Lesson...

I am returning to my teaching today. I want to give the next lesson that all humans should know. Cats are by nature a clean animal, we do it all by ourselves! Why do humans insist on sticking us in water and scrubbing us with soap? This is pointless and irritating. I am just going to go outside and roll in the dirt, so why do it?
Humans don't seem to get it. I have tried knocking the soap over, hiding under the bed, and escaping out the door while the tub is filling. My human just doesn't get my point. This is a subject that I believe we, as cats, should stand up for! I don't want to take a human bath, I will use my tongue thank you! TTYL